*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
I understand its Christmas and ‘Tis is the season etc… but today I sneezed and someone said “Merry Christmas” instead of “Bless you”…
beING SUPER SUPER IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT IN A FRIEND WAY but also a little bit in a gay way but also in a frIEND WAY
life is so fuckin weird
literally everything ever???? we’re floating on a giant space ball orbiting around a huge ball made of fucking fire in an infinite universe that we literally cannot even fathom, and then in the midst of all of this we have our own little personal universes and emotions and lives and we do all of these weird things and invent all this weird shit EVERYTHING IS FUCKING WEIRD HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS
yay almost at 2k followers so here’s a “not-actually-2k-giveaway”
- tardis converse
- sherlocked mug
- tardis christmas ornament
- doctor who themed chocolate set
- doctor who art print
- superwholock art print
- ugly cat christmas sweater
- not ugly cat christmas sweater
- i dont wanna be “that blogger” but actually i dont care so yea u gotta be followin me
- likes count obvs
- reblog as many times as u want idgaf
- fuck that “dont annoy ur followers shit” theyre ur followers do what u want man i dont care
- no like i literally dont care those are my only rules
- and obviously your ask has to be open so i can tell you if u won
- if u have questions message me
- yes that is a rule
- if i find out u had a question and did not ask me i will find you
if youre a guy and want things that arent cat sweaters or you dont like cat sweaters or you cant eat chocolate or you dont celebrate christmas or you dont wear shoes or you’re not an ugly-cat-sweater kinda dude or you have nowhere to put art prints or whateVER i will happily substitute p much whatever you want of equal value
honestly this is mostly a guideline substitute whatever the fuck you want if you win
i dont care
get stuff u like
*for every 500 notes this gets i will add another thing
ends december 25th
holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here
"what if you laughed and confetti came out of your vagina"
Reblog If You Are In The United States and It’s Freakin’ Cold Where You are